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This year’s weird menu was inspired by















WEDNESDAY
DINNER: pizza & steak
 
Welcome Party!
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THURSDAY
BREAKFAST: tacos to go
DINNER: shrimp & sausage boil
River Park Day!

AND OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHT!

Dirty Dancing &

Friday the 13th
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FRIDAY
BREAKFAST: European breakfast

DINNER: cheese enchiladas & french fries


 BOOK RELEASE MARGARITA PARTY
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SATURDAY
BREAKFAST: southern breakfast

DINNER: burgers on the grill
 
Peter reads smut while

Debbie Does Dallas!
     Write your own sex scene & Peter, with his lovely                British accent, will read them over the PA!  


                                                                                

"My accent only comes out when... 

(I drink tequila) ...I'm really tired."

2nd Annual SUMMER WRITERS' RETREAT 2017

INFLATABLE SLIP N' SLIDE

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY TOURNAMENTS

OUTDOOR DANCE FLOOR

FIRE PIT

PATIO PONG

WASHERS

AND ALL THIS!

Bring: Swimsuit, toothbrush, booze, & books!

​​There’s a ton of stuff to do in the Hill Country if you want to get out and about: Schlitterbahn, tubing, shopping in Gruene or Wimberley, the famous Gruene Hall, the San Antonio River Walk…just to name a few.


If you're flying in, we’re in Canyon Lake, Texas, about halfway between San Antonio SAT and Austin AUS. If you want a pick up, please talk to me first so we can arrange a single trip (it’s about an hour). SAT is preferable unless there’s a big price difference (more traffic in Austin 😣).


Food is provided but alcohol is BYOB. Mostly. 


Meals and activities are subject to change. Please let me know if you have any dietary concerns so I can laugh at you and say “tough.” Just kidding! We’re easy! We accommodate all kinds (even the vegetarians!), but we do reserve the right to tease you behind your back. 


Rooms are based on party size and are first come, first served. They’re filling up FAST, so there’s a good possibility by the time you read this, they’ll be gone, but don’t fear! Canyon Lake Cabins and Cottages is within walking distance (and they have a pool)! 



RSVP no later than July 1st! Spots are limited, so the sooner the better! robinhillwrites@gmail.com


And FYI, you totally don't have to be a writer! 😉


AUGUST 2nd THRU THE 6th

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