"My accent only comes out when... 

(I drink tequila) ...I'm really tired."

(Scroll below for the WINNING sex scene from Peter Reads Porn Night turned into a MAD LIB!)


2nd Annual Summer Writers' Retreat 2017

The Winning Sex Scene (condensed) as a Mad Lib 

The Wrong Name

“This so wrong,” she whispered, “and (emotion) __________.” 

He leaned down and ripped the small scrap of material hiding her (body part) __________ from his gaze. He ordered her to turn around and walk to the (piece of furniture) __________ and bend over. She walked toward it with her excessively moist (body part) __________ making loud (adjective) __________ noises that reminded him of the sound that (article of clothing, plural) __________ make full of water after walking in the rain.

He (verb, past tense) __________ toward her, rubbing his (body part) __________ and spreading his (liquid) __________ over it. Then he slammed into her (body part) __________ like he was a (occupation) __________. 

She screamed his name as if in pray. (exclamation) “__________! Nothing feels better in my (body part) __________ than your (body part) __________.” 

He (verb, past tense) __________ her and (verb, past tense) __________ her and (verb, past tense) __________ her, and she (emotion) __________ it a lot. She bit the (noun) __________ as he (verb, past tense) __________ into her, smacking her (body part) __________, then rimming her (body part) __________ with his (body part) __________.

She felt the tremors of her (emotional sensation) __________ begin to build. He sped up ramming her harder and harder until he too felt the tingling in the base of his (body part) __________. Their bodies were covered in (liquid) __________ and the rutting of their bodies reminded her of two (animals, plural) __________ fighting under a (noun) __________.  

A few more strokes and she screamed out his name, (man’s name) “__________ , you are a (something awesome) __________!” 

"That was the (adjective) __________ (body part) __________ I have ever emptied (liquid) __________ into. By the way, my name is (another man’s name) __________.”