This year’s weird menu was inspired by
DINNER: pizza & steak
BREAKFAST: tacos to go
DINNER: shrimp & sausage boil
River Park Day!
AND OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHT!
Dirty Dancing &
Friday the 13th
BREAKFAST: European breakfast
DINNER: cheese enchiladas & french fries
BOOK RELEASE MARGARITA PARTY
BREAKFAST: southern breakfast
DINNER: burgers on the grill
Peter reads smut while
Debbie Does Dallas!
Write your own sex scene & Peter, with his lovely British accent, will read them over the PA!
"My accent only comes out when...
(I drink tequila) ...I'm really tired."
2nd Annual SUMMER WRITERS' RETREAT 2017
INFLATABLE SLIP N' SLIDE
CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY TOURNAMENTS
OUTDOOR DANCE FLOOR
AND ALL THIS!
Bring: Swimsuit, toothbrush, booze, & books!
There’s a ton of stuff to do in the Hill Country if you want to get out and about: Schlitterbahn, tubing, shopping in Gruene or Wimberley, the famous Gruene Hall, the San Antonio River Walk…just to name a few.
If you're flying in, we’re in Canyon Lake, Texas, about halfway between San Antonio SAT and Austin AUS. If you want a pick up, please talk to me first so we can arrange a single trip (it’s about an hour). SAT is preferable unless there’s a big price difference (more traffic in Austin 😣).
Food is provided but alcohol is BYOB. Mostly.
Meals and activities are subject to change. Please let me know if you have any dietary concerns so I can laugh at you and say “tough.” Just kidding! We’re easy! We accommodate all kinds (even the vegetarians!), but we do reserve the right to tease you behind your back.
Rooms are based on party size and are first come, first served. They’re filling up FAST, so there’s a good possibility by the time you read this, they’ll be gone, but don’t fear! Canyon Lake Cabins and Cottages is within walking distance (and they have a pool)!
RSVP no later than July 1st! Spots are limited, so the sooner the better! firstname.lastname@example.org
And FYI, you totally don't have to be a writer! 😉
AUGUST 2nd THRU THE 6th