"The best romantic comedies start this way.
But...so do the best horror movies.
And probably the best the best porn."
Robin Hill spends 75% of her day writing, 30% reading, and a good 25% hanging out with her family whilst simultaneously stalking random people online. She’s terrible at math. She loves wine. Coincidence? Maybe.
She also loves to cook, eat cheeseburgers, listen to The Doors, and watch Jeopardy. She hates flying and blue cheese, and she's not too keen on treadmills. She believes in aliens but not ghosts. And she dream casts Josh Duhamel in every book she reads.
Robin hides out at her Texas Hill Country compound with her husband and their little poodle princess, Alice Malice.
Mute her on twitter @robinhillwrites